Lots of content to self-promote….

Comments on my Crystal Castles review for RA:

'Just a lil gothbaguette...'

“‘Or something’ indeed. This could be a guest post on Hipster Runoff.”
–stevemizek

“This review is very pitchfork style – write as much as you can but avoid actually speaking about the music being reviewed”
–cavapower

Guys, I’ve finally arrived. *snif* You really like me!

For the record, the review was supposed to start this way, but got edited for (decency? coherence? de-jerkification?):

I never spend hours at work googling for pictures of Alice Glass. Never. I certainly don’t right-click ‘Save As’ pictures of the minxy raccoon-eyed glitchstress to use as desktop wallpaper. I’m on company time here and besides, I respect her as an artist.

I still count it in the win column.

+10 bonus memery: Jimmy LaValle of The Album Leaf disses chillwave! <<<@SDCityBeat!

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